September 2011
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When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
August 2011
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so accurate
perks of being a girl
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
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Sucks..
when you’re trying so hard to just be happy like your normal self, but all you can think about is being sad. And you can’t figure out why. And you look on the bright side of things which usually gets you through…but for some reason it just isn’t work. And you know its okay to be down in the dumps for no reason every once in awhile, and you realize today is that once in...
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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
amen!
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